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Archive for the ‘Warning’ Category

Stroke Awareness

September 3, 2008

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters…. S.T.R.  Â My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall – she assured everyone that she was […]

YDGTMY Chili

August 11, 2008

I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that said course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented “You’re definitely going to mess yourself” chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with […]

Alcohol Consumption — FDA Warnings

August 5, 2008

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when […]

Tick Warning!!

June 25, 2008

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally…but this one is real, and it’s important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather […]

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