And then the fight started…..

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked,  ‘Do you know her?’  ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split up [...]

Give up Wine?

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, ‘If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it [...]

Baked Beans

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry,
I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him [...]

Thought for the day:

Women are not supposed to:
snore,
burp,
sweat, or
pass gas
Therefore, they must bitch or they will blow up.

The Commute

While I’m not sure about the accuracy of the math that follows, it makes for a humorous story.
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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough [...]