Backup

A police recruit was asked during the exam, ‘What would you do if You had to arrest your own mother?’ He answered, ‘Call for backup.’

Priceless

Billy Graham was returning
to Charlotte after a
speaking engagement
and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there
to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get
into the limo,
he stopped
and spoke to the driver.
“You know”
he said,
“I am 87 years old
and I have never
driven a limousine.
Would you mind if I
drove it for a while?”
The driver said,
“No [...]

Snow White

“Officer, this is how the fight started…
I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.  So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed… and [...]