Alcohol Consumption — FDA Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer
Brewers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING: [...]

Drunken

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees [...]

Drinking with a Redneck Girl

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in
the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces
and says “In Mexico , our
glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the
same one twice.”
The Arab, obviously impressed by [...]