And then the fight started…..

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked,  ‘Do you know her?’  ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend.

I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years
ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’

‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?’
And then the fight started…..