Darn TV

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while
grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, Grandma,
how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that
Grandpa went to heaven?” Grandma
replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in
my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious
programs make me feel good and the comedies make me
laugh. I’m happy with my TV as my
boyfriend.” Grandma turned on the TV,
and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting
the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV
hoping To fix the problem. The little
boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the
door and there stood Grandma’s minister.
The minister said, “Hello son is your Grandma
home?” The little boy replied, “Yeah,
she’s in the bedroom bangin’her boyfriend.”
The minister fainted.
I don’t care who you are! That is funny.