Walmart Greeter

A loud, unattractive, mean-looking woman walked into Wal-Mart with two
kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, ‘Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice looking children you have there, are they twins?’

The loud woman stopped yelling and said, ‘Hell no, they ain’t. The oldest
one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?’

‘Neither, Ma’am,’ replied the greeter. ‘I just couldn’t believe you got
laid twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’